One hour before tip-off, Jokic sits at his locker. Solemnly, he stares at the ground, then reaches for his locker. After ruffling around for ten seconds, he finds his stash. A slight smirk comes across his face. Inside, there are 4 boxes. Each reads “Little Debbie, Cosmic Brownies Big Pack.” “I like the big packContinue reading “SECRETS REVEALED: Jokic Eats One Cosmic Brownie for Everyone Drafted Before Him Each Game”
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Isaiah Thomas Signs with Local Middle School Team to Prove All He Needs is a Chance
In an attempt to prove Isaiah Thomas has fully recovered from his plaguing hip injury, Thomas has signed with the Livingston Tigers Middle School basketball team. This move comes days after Thomas announced he was finally fully healed and needed someone to give him a shot to show the King of the 4th Quarter wasContinue reading “Isaiah Thomas Signs with Local Middle School Team to Prove All He Needs is a Chance”
How Good Can Sekou Doumbouya Be?
Before I get into the actual analysis, I’m not saying Sekou Doumbouya is guaranteed to be the next GOAT or anything, however, the last 15th overall pick out of Europe from parents who originally were from Africa who was a raw prospect and a project with extremely difficult last names to pronounce was Giannis Antetokounmpo,Continue reading “How Good Can Sekou Doumbouya Be?”
The Improbable Surge of Duncan Robinson
For some reason there’s this stigma around Division 3 basketball and that the players are nothing special since it’s not D1 and essentially is just glorified high school basketball. Now I don’t know about y’all but I’m forsure getting 11-0 by 95% of D3 players, but I also am considerably worse than your average hooperContinue reading “The Improbable Surge of Duncan Robinson”
Can the Collin Sexton-Darius Garland Backcourt Work?
Usually throwing every single asset left in your franchise to chase a ring, historically hasn’t been exactly the safest decision ever. When Billy King decided to throw his franchise away for a retirement home, it crippled the Nets Franchise for practically the next decade. Around the same time the Lakers threw all their chips onContinue reading “Can the Collin Sexton-Darius Garland Backcourt Work?”
How Good Can Romeo Langford Be?
I want to say that one of the more fascinating sports moments to me is when someone defies the odds in all the wrong ways—for instance, Eddie Lacy. Eddie Lacy is a man who has already had 2 1000 yard rushing seasons but looks like he eats other 1000 yard rushers for 3 meals aContinue reading “How Good Can Romeo Langford Be?”
The Closeout 