The Celtics start their season tonight by facing off against the Bucks at 7:30 PM EST, and based on the preseason they are down BAD without the dominant facilitator and threat of Kemba. Still, Jaylen and Jayson didn’t play anywhere near their potential, and there’s also the overwhelming fact that it was actually preseason. GUARDContinue reading “Celtics Season Thoughts & Preview”
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Local Man is Ready to Put the ‘Goat Debate’ To End
Even though throughout the years the ‘Goat’ debate has been as definitive and non-subjective as it gets, local resident, Steven Aloske, is ready to give his two cents. Aloske, 31, in the day-time toils away as a Sales Associate at Lids, however, one to two times a week likes to browse basketball reference. “Whether it’sContinue reading “Local Man is Ready to Put the ‘Goat Debate’ To End”
Isaiah Thomas Signs with Local Middle School Team to Prove All He Needs is a Chance
In an attempt to prove Isaiah Thomas has fully recovered from his plaguing hip injury, Thomas has signed with the Livingston Tigers Middle School basketball team. This move comes days after Thomas announced he was finally fully healed and needed someone to give him a shot to show the King of the 4th Quarter wasContinue reading “Isaiah Thomas Signs with Local Middle School Team to Prove All He Needs is a Chance”
The Miami Heat Were Decimated in Game 1: How About Game 2?
Putting it gently, game 1 of the Finals was the worst finals game I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. Could I be a bit biased still due to the fashion the Celtics lost in? Quite possibly, actually more than likely. Nevertheless, even if I was a fan of the Fort Wayne Mad Ants, inContinue reading “The Miami Heat Were Decimated in Game 1: How About Game 2?”
Doc Rivers and the Sixers is a Boom or Bust
It seems like centuries ago that Doc Rivers and the Celtics defeated the Los Angeles Lakers to win the 2008 championship, and for Doc it’s been all downhill since. When Doc originally jumped ship back in 2013 to avoid a rebuild, no one would have guessed the Celtics would’ve gone to 3 conference finals beforeContinue reading “Doc Rivers and the Sixers is a Boom or Bust”
How Good Can Sekou Doumbouya Be?
Before I get into the actual analysis, I’m not saying Sekou Doumbouya is guaranteed to be the next GOAT or anything, however, the last 15th overall pick out of Europe from parents who originally were from Africa who was a raw prospect and a project with extremely difficult last names to pronounce was Giannis Antetokounmpo,Continue reading “How Good Can Sekou Doumbouya Be?”
The Improbable Surge of Duncan Robinson
For some reason there’s this stigma around Division 3 basketball and that the players are nothing special since it’s not D1 and essentially is just glorified high school basketball. Now I don’t know about y’all but I’m forsure getting 11-0 by 95% of D3 players, but I also am considerably worse than your average hooperContinue reading “The Improbable Surge of Duncan Robinson”
Can the Collin Sexton-Darius Garland Backcourt Work?
Usually throwing every single asset left in your franchise to chase a ring, historically hasn’t been exactly the safest decision ever. When Billy King decided to throw his franchise away for a retirement home, it crippled the Nets Franchise for practically the next decade. Around the same time the Lakers threw all their chips onContinue reading “Can the Collin Sexton-Darius Garland Backcourt Work?”
The Legend of the Dancing Bear
Admitelly, I have a serious issue when it comes to sports that blinds my analysis, a deep love for scrubs. While they realistically have no future within the NBA my naive mind holds onto unrealistic hope for their potential. If this two-way player can just develop a jump shot, ball handling skills, playmaking ability, greatContinue reading “The Legend of the Dancing Bear”
Jaylen Brown Has Been Considered
For some reason if a player comes into the league 21 or older they might as well retire already or if they aren’t putting up 50 points – 25 rebounds- 15 assists and 10 blocks per game in their rookie season they are automatically a bust. Unless someone is coming out the gates guns ablazingContinue reading “Jaylen Brown Has Been Considered”
The Closeout 