“I’ve always been a big idea guy,” the Dallas-based owner told the Closeout on Wednesday. “I’ve got millions invested in hundreds of businesses. I was a big proponent of the Bubble. We need to make big ideas happen in this league. For hundreds of years, the biggest events in the world were gladiator battles. WhatContinue reading “Anonymous Mavs Owner: All Star Weekend Should Host Gladiator Battle to the Death”
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SECRETS REVEALED: Jokic Eats One Cosmic Brownie for Everyone Drafted Before Him Each Game
One hour before tip-off, Jokic sits at his locker. Solemnly, he stares at the ground, then reaches for his locker. After ruffling around for ten seconds, he finds his stash. A slight smirk comes across his face. Inside, there are 4 boxes. Each reads “Little Debbie, Cosmic Brownies Big Pack.” “I like the big packContinue reading “SECRETS REVEALED: Jokic Eats One Cosmic Brownie for Everyone Drafted Before Him Each Game”
L2M Report Shows Refs Blow ANOTHER Game on Aggravated Assault No Call
Once again, NBA fans are witness to officials blowing another game, a phenomenon that has been degrading the product in increasing occurrences over the past few years. Down 103-101, the Bulls take a timeout and have 10 seconds to either tie the game or win it with a 3 (a perfectly winnable situation with theContinue reading “L2M Report Shows Refs Blow ANOTHER Game on Aggravated Assault No Call”
Celtics Opening Night Takeaways
The Celtics threw everything that happened in preseason (minus Jeff Teague being the GOAT) into a trash compactor and lit the whole thing on fire in their season opener vs the Bucks Wednesday night. I’m here to give overreactions and hopefully some thoughtful analysis on the night. The Jays I was just about ready toContinue reading “Celtics Opening Night Takeaways”
The Closeout 